Jul 262020
I, Boris Piffle Johnson, have been created to lift the national mood in time of crisis, I have my own Boris Piffle Johnson Facebook page that I’d love you to join, like, share, etc, and if you google Boris Piffle Johnson, I may pop up on Youtube, in secret footage, hacked by the Russians, making a series of very important announcements.
Boris Piffle Johnson: https://youtu.be/FllH_WOIHnM
Here, above, I, Boris Piffle Johnson, address paupers around the globe, live, for a Survivors’ Poetry event, delivering a self penned haiku about survival, I had the virus as you may know, but hand in hand with Destiny and Nurse, I pulled through, and I’m here now to Take Back Control, Get Brexit Did, and Clap For Boris.
Available for openings, closures, and motivational speaking.
Yours, forever a humble servant of the people, Boris Piffle Johnson.
Oh I think not..You know the damage this moron has done.